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    Everyone here knows I am a Royalist...

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    TuppenceHapenny
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    Everyone here knows I am a Royalist...

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:14 pm

    But I was bopping around various sites and found this was just too good NOT to share.
    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
    They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,

    "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

    Tuppence
    PS did I just say that? NAH musta been some other Tuppence
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    Re: Everyone here knows I am a Royalist...

    Post by papa_umau on Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:31 pm

    Many's a true word was spoken in jest Tuppence ! Laughing


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    Post by zathrus on Fri 14 Dec 2012, 1:43 pm

    And the thing is that Camilla looks even worse when we compare her to what Diana used to look like.

    The best I can find about the royals is Prince William, as he is the double of his mum and I think that he even acts like her at times.

    I think that he would make a great king, especially with Kate at his side.

    I certainly have mixed feelings about this royalty subject.
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    Post by Angie baby on Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:00 pm

    Hi again Tupps !

    Don't you think that that joke is a bit underhand as we all can't be as beautiful as his first wife was can we ?

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