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    And just to cheer us up..some home remedies!

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    And just to cheer us up..some home remedies!

    Post by Technician on Fri 09 Nov 2012, 9:50 am



    THESE REALLY WORK.

    AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME
    REMEDIES:

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN
    SLICING VEGETABLES BY
    GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
    CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE
    FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE
    TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
    SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
    YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE
    PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF
    YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
    PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
    AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE
    A LARGE DOSE OF
    LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN
    LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT
    TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF
    IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A
    HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
    ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    THOUGHT for the day:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
    NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
    ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
    THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

    SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
    NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
    TAKE A LAXATIVE AND
    SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT



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    Re: And just to cheer us up..some home remedies!

    Post by Guest on Fri 09 Nov 2012, 12:33 pm

    Very good Tech

    Just what we need - a smile on our faces!

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    Re: And just to cheer us up..some home remedies!

    Post by papa_umau on Fri 09 Nov 2012, 1:37 pm

    As usual Technician....just BRILLIANT Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy lol!

    You certainly have the ability to bring a smile to the face of brick and I for one really enjoyed your view of "simple home remedies".

    I guess that you now have the accolade of being the resident site comedian !


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    Re: And just to cheer us up..some home remedies!

    Post by zathrus on Fri 09 Nov 2012, 2:08 pm

    I don't actually need cheering up as I always have a bottle or two of the cratur to do this for me.

    Mind you it was funny !

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