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    The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Sat 27 Oct 2012, 2:06 pm

    Okay now that I have your attention... I noticed I needed new bras and went in to get measured. Come to find out the 36Cs I had been wearing were the wrong size. Going by current measurements I should be wearing a 40HH. WTF??? I mean seriously? Now while I am not a carter member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" there's no way I can give Dolly Parton a run for her money. What ARE bra designers thinking? Angie, Hells GRanny and any other of the ladies on list. Do you have this kinda prob when buying things for the Girls or is this a strictly American prob? Madness.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:23 pm

    Oh, I would just LOVE to jump right into this thread Tuppence but I will resist the temptation unless invited to comment ! Twisted Evil


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:37 pm

    Creepy paps, why would you want to jump into my bra? Given the current size issue you'd be beaten to a pulp by the HHs within half a mo.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 12:40 pm

    Hearty HAR HAR Tupps ! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

    You baaaad !


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Sun 28 Oct 2012, 5:00 pm

    bounce bounce hope that gives the effect i wanted. Anyway, every time they do this I get this mental image of how on EARTH men would react to a similar issue. affraid I mean seriously?
    Why can't they figure out how to size the Girls? Standardize it one way or the other. There are really only a few sizes of breast, true where they sit is an issue and if one is larger or smaller but DAMN! Now I have to go in and just keep trying bras on. YUCK.
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    PS cool it did exactly what i wanted
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:59 am

    I am sure that it is true that most men are not good at estimating the fit of ANY female apparel and that is why it is always good to hang on to the receipts when us guys buy those kinds of presents for our wimmin-folk.

    Joke:

    I once heard about a guy that went into a lingery, ( sp? ), shop to buy a sexy bra for his bird and when the female sales assistant asked what her size was the guy cupped his hands together and quoted: "This size, with a mouthful left over !".

    Och well.... I thought it was funny anyway ! Razz


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Parliament.... on Mon 29 Oct 2012, 3:21 pm

    papa_umau wrote:Oh, I would just LOVE to jump right into this thread Tuppence but I will resist the temptation unless invited to comment ! Twisted Evil

    Remember your a married man, Papa.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:46 pm

    Just a bit of off-the-cuff fun in our off-the-topic subforum.

    The thing is that I am not even a boobies man, as I have always been more attracted to a long pair of shapely legs and a pretty face.

    Then again, that's just me I suppose ! Shocked


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Parliament.... on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:54 pm

    papa_umau wrote:Just a bit of off-the-cuff fun in our off-the-topic subforum.

    The thing is that I am not even a boobies man, as I have always been more attracted to a long pair of shapely legs and a pretty face.

    Then again, that's just me I suppose ! Shocked

    Papa, I am strictly a 40's man when it comes to dress sense in woman.

    I would'nt give you tuppence for today's modern miss, legs or no legs.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:08 pm

    I don't think that you have "Tuppence" to give even if you wanted to ! Very Happy Embarassed


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Parliament.... on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:13 pm

    papa_umau wrote:I don't think that you have "Tuppence" to give even if you wanted to ! Very Happy Embarassed

    Damn right there Papa.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:23 pm

    I think you missed it Ivanhoe..... ???

    I don't think that our "Tuppence" is available for anyone to "give" or "take" !

    Geddit ? Evil or Very Mad


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Parliament.... on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:32 pm

    papa_umau wrote:I think you missed it Ivanhoe..... ???

    I don't think that our "Tuppence" is available for anyone to "give" or "take" !

    Geddit ? Evil or Very Mad

    I dont mind my tuppence being given toward making Britain a fairer place to live.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:57 pm

    Sorry Paps but it's deserved!

    As to YOUR post Paps, I have a pair of VERY shapely, very long legs and am told I'm pretty by certain people I respect. I am also partial to short skirts and high heels. BUT again-you are right-WAAAAAAAAY off the market. Twisted Evil
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Thu 01 Nov 2012, 1:21 pm

    Now you are just flirting ! Embarassed

    All that is left for myself and the rest of the red-blooded males here to do is to try to form that picture of you in our minds.

    I hope that your hubby does not get to read these postings ! lol!


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Thu 01 Nov 2012, 2:51 pm

    A) I don't flirt
    B) hubby can read anything I write anywhere
    C) I'm still waiting for comments from the females on list (there ARE females here aren't there?)
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Fri 02 Nov 2012, 1:10 pm

    Our Angie-baby usually comes here on a Saturday as she is a teacher and weekends are the only time she has to go inline.

    We also get stuff fairly regularly from Hells Granny.

    Oh and BTW.... aren't ALL females flirts ? pale


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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Hell's Granny on Fri 02 Nov 2012, 9:29 pm

    I'll flirt with anyone, but that's as far as it goes! Smile

    Size-wise, I'm a 38D!

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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Fri 02 Nov 2012, 10:45 pm

    ta for a female reply. here's the rub. A woman i work with wears a D cup. She's HUGE. Think rugby balls grafted onto her chest. I'm moderately busted but I'm supposed to be an HH. WTF?
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Hell's Granny on Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:00 pm

    I would think that your woman friend hasn't been measured, it is said that over 70% of women wear the wrong size bra, some are too embarrassed to get measured, some are just kidding themselves.

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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by TuppenceHapenny on Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:11 pm

    well we went into the toilets at work and I AM bigger than she is (just wearing a bra that squished the Girls down smaller) which is one of the reasons I went in to get measured. Why is it women will go in and compare the Girls but gods forbid a man has to urinate with another man in the room for fear of feeling inadequate. lol!
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Angie baby on Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:34 pm

    Hi Tuppence and HG.

    I don't actually have that problem as I am quite small chested and "pert", as the guys like to call it. Twisted Evil

    I do know of women that "kid themselves on" when they know fine well what size of a bra they should wear and for some reason they always seem to go for a smaller size than they should.

    There is a teacher pal of mine that works in the same school as I do and she is at least an FF and she stubbornly wears a DD and hangs out all over the place.

    Her kids tease her cruelly and I think that not wearing the correct bra size is making her poorer at doing her job.

    I honestly cannot imagine why any woman or girl would want to get large transplants of silicon as once they are of an un-natural size all they will get is a severe back- ache and a lot of slobbering blokes leching after them.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by Angie baby on Sat 03 Nov 2012, 1:39 pm

    Hi Tuppence and HG.

    I don't actually have that problem as I am quite small chested and "pert", as the guys like to call it. Twisted Evil

    I do know of women that "kid themselves on" when they know fine well what size of a bra they should wear and for some reason they always seem to go for a smaller size than they should.

    There is a teacher pal of mine that works in the same school as I do and she is at least an FF and she stubbornly wears a DD and hangs out all over the place.

    Her kids tease her cruelly and I think that not wearing the correct bra size is making her poorer at doing her job.

    I honestly cannot imagine why any woman or girl would want to get large transplants of silicon as once they are of an un-natural size all they will get is a severe back- ache and a lot of slobbering blokes leching after them.
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    Re: The shape of things to come

    Post by papa_umau on Sun 04 Nov 2012, 1:29 pm

    Terribly tempted to be sure....BUT.... I will resist the temptation ! Twisted Evil


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